get in the time machine, stuart, before they find you.

it is a black day, but you are my grossest friend, and i am okay though i am hiding under the kitchen table all alone with the doggie.

in ninth grade i was a big fat cry baby and knew i was going to hell and had a crush on john faison and didn't know about being brave and my friends were all sexed up and they had babies on the weekends and i almost drowned once at the public swimming pool and that is how i know it will get better.
and i always had indigestion.

{because i am like william h. macy in the hit movie seabiscuit.}

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